Welcome to my weekly blog series: Tuesday Walk of Shame. Here I hang my head low as I admit to having watched the previous night’s episode of The Bachelor / Bachelorette / Bachelor In Paradise (or whatever the newest spin-off happens to be) and provide my own personal commentary. I’ll tell you what I loved. I’ll tell you what I hated. And most importantly, I’ll tell you what I would have done differently.
Vote Kris for The Bachelorette… because socially anxious, kinda bitchy, hopelessly unromantic nerds deserve love too.
The pressure is on: 17 days until Christmas. We are hitting the prime gift-buying period and I am here to help! Do you have a big Bachelor fan on your list? My Fangirl Life has compiled a list of potential presents for your favourite member of Bachelor Nation. Now on to the gift guide:
- A Single Long-Stemmed Rose
A dozen roses is romantic, but one long-stemmed red rose presented with the words “Will you accept this rose?” is the most romantic.
- A copy of Chris Harrison’s book “The Perfect Letter”
Or maybe your Bachelor Family member isn’t in to CH (but who isn’t?) then you can check out our post with the Bachelor Library of Books for an alternate option.
- A Surprise Date, preferably a 1-on-1
Extra points if you: a) do something adrenaline-filled; b) don’t eat anything, no matter how long the date goes on; c) have a private concert from someone that no one’s ever heard of.
- A T-shirt from Ashley I’s Clothing Line
Look into this if your Bachelorette is also a Kardashian fan!.
- Or maybe a Clothing by OWL shirt
As seen on Kaitlyn or Jade (the discount code TANNER will get you 10% off… from Tanner’s Instagram).
Lots of wine. All of the wine. There can never be enough wine.
- A Bikini
The more scandalous the better… the better to get attention with. Black box not included.
- A Trip to Paradise
Pro Tip: Season 2 of Bachelor in Paradise was filmed in Playa Escondida Resort in Sayulita.
- Farm Land in Iowa
Because farmer Chris made it looks so appealing.
Love & Luck,