A little while ago, Kris wrote a post which may or may not have been about me. It was titled “Signs You’re Living With A Hufflepuff”. Now, I don’t agree that I am a Hufflepuff (I go to Beauxbatons) but I did think this post was rather funny. Although Kris freely admits to being a Slytherin, I thought that I would share some signs that you can look out for when it comes to your roommate/friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/family member. Living with a Slytherin can be scary and dangerous so you better be aware!
Here they are, some signs you’re living with a Slytherin. Keep your eyes peeled and watch for these warnings!
Is your roommate’s closet full of blacks, greens, and all kinds of neutrals with no fun colours to be seen? How about leather and acid-wash denim? Seems not just like a Slytherin, but perhaps even like a Death Eater to me.
Does your roommate decorate with scary things like dinosaurs, Daleks, Mordor, and shields? How about a bow… And not the nice kind, the kind that shoots arrows? I think these items show a propensity for liking the dark side.
Watch out for activities like this! Slytherins are strategic thinkers. Kris clearly is one of those… she likes to do puzzles, whether actual puzzles or logic puzzles. She has more Lego than an adult probably should, and she always wins at Settlers of Catan.
Is your roommate’s Netflix queue chock full of serial killers, revenge plots, and dark creepiness? This is Kris’s “continue watching” tab. It really just screams “Slytherin!” to me.
Does your roommate’s reading list consist of weird and creepy things? Vampires, vampire hunters, sea monsters, zombies, post-apocalyptic worlds, and just a lot of deaths permeate this collection of novels, all found in Kris’s room.
Check her post out by clicking on the banner. Trust me, it’s all the Slytherin proof you need.
Last and possibly most alarming… she keeps a collection of Dark Marks in her dresser drawer for “special occasions”.
What kind of “special occasion” requires a Dark Mark??? If you figure it out, please let me know.
Do you live with a Slytherin? Have you spotted any more signs for identifying them? Share in the comments!
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